There has been a startling development in the trend of global warming. Several witnesses across the prairie provinces of Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan have reported a trend whereby Spring refuses to take hold, and cold-weather animals, disaffected by global warming have invaded those provinces.
Yes, we realize that it seems a poorly-organized invasion force, particularly as they've traditionally lived at separate ends of the Earth, but mixed groups of polar bears and penguins of all types have been seen in the presence of well-dressed, liturgically-well-versed, and beady-eyed groundhogs. Normally groundhogs are the late winter go-to a